How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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