do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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