I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He felt like a one man threesome
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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