like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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