You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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