May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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