yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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