We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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