Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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