Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize