Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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