This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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