I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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