This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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