remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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