i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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