he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Randomize
