he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
