9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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