I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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