im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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