If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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