Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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