My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
