he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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