Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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