Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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