Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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