guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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