David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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