im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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