no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
