Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I understand Curling. That high.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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