I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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