it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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