wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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