I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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