We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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