I'm eating all of the evidence.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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