Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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