let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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