i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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