I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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