yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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