Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
whose ass print is on the piano?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
