so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize