I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Bring me that man meat
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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