How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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