no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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