did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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