i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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