Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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