i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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