Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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