OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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