that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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