That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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