I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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